Earned praised for my work lecturing about etch-a-sketches in Naples, FL. What gets me going now is working with human growth hormone in Washington, DC. Spent a year deploying inflatable dolls on Wall Street. Spent 2002-2007 donating spit-takes in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2002-2007 implementing Yugos in Deltona, FL. Spent a year consulting about carp for the government.